Wednesday, 12 September 2012

The Final Instalment


Checca Lodge was fantastic, great location great service and an all round good place to be but unfortunately we had just one more night on this wonderful trip. Our final stop was in Key West at the Ambrosia Inn on Fleming Street.

We set off along the Sea Highway on an overcast and humid day. Traffic, as with almost all the trip, was light so we bowled along enjoying the views and wondering at the changing landscape since Boston all those weeks ago.

Ambrosia Inn was just fantastic, a clapboard house a couple of small pools for keeping the temprature down - very much needed, and slap bang in the middle of Town for an easy stroll to all possible points of interest.

We unpacked - Philip taking the upstairs and me downstairs in our quaint (that word again) one up one down cabin. Then went off in search of lunch. We ended up in the Lighthouse on the Boardwalk where the waitress looked mightly relieved when we said we'd take a table in the airconditioned bar. It was dripping humid outside and 90 in old money.
The seafood and burgers arrived and we looked out across the harour with its mix of professional and day tripper fishing boats - lovely and busy. Groups of folks having a rest from the heat were hovering over their beers prolonging the need to go back outside - indeed so did we. Great spot for doing nothing in particular.

Eventually we strolled back through the subtripical gardens of Key West to our Inn. Philip to sit in air conditioning and read. Me to sit in the pool and read. Here's a helpful hint - it takes three of those long thin foam inflatables looped together in a pretsel like arrangement to support your head and upper back in such a way that if you then rest your feet on the pool steps you can float all day and read a book without it getting too wet.

As evening came it cooled just a little. We strolled to the southern most point in the USA admired some very strange architecture and strolled the length of Duval Street which still manages to retain some of the frontier style and spirit even though some of the chain stores are trying to turn it into yet another high street.  I just hope it manages to hang on in there, it would be a real shame to loose it's spirit to political correctness.

We went to Mallory Square for the pagan celebration of watching the sun set - unfortunately the oppressive cloud cover that had been with us all day rather blocked the idea of a setting sun but never mind, the conjourers and unicyclists were fun.

A pleasent meal of more burgers and seafood and a stroll back to the Inn. Both of us being rather sad that the trip was drawing to its close and in the morning we had to hand back the car and board our flight from Key West to Miami and then on to London.

After a deep and peaceful sleep we awoke to a splendid al-fresco breakfast by the pool. Bamboo and palm trees with the rustic clapboard houses all around us gave a truely relaxing start to the day.

We packed for the final time and set out to drop the hire car off.

We sort of liked the car in the way one sort of likes an old sofa. It was a Chrysler 200 drop top. It rode rather like a barge which meant all roads came over as smooth and comfortable. I had no idea what its turning circle was officially but Ark Royal could have given it a run for its money. As for acceleration it never gave me the impression that it had any but get it to its cruising speed and it would sit soundlessly, sip petrol (I don't think we spent more than USD 200 covering 2,103 miles) and swallow all bumps as it rode in a dead straight line even if you turned the steering wheel through half a lock. With the top down we could just get our minimal baggage into the boot. There was enought room when the hood was up for golf bags et-al but roof down - no chance. Would we buy one definitely not - would we hire one to cruise to the West Coast 'fraid not - it's got to be a Mustang.

Dropping the hire car off gave us a chance to drive around the back streets of Key West. For some reason - which can only be money related, Alamo decided to have its drop off point on the opposite side of the airport to all the other car hire firms. Luckily the competition was happy to advise us of this fact with knowing smiles. It was by pure luck that we spotted the tiny sign sitting back from the road for the drop off lot and was able to say goodbye to our trusty steed. There were fond glances back as we said goodbye after all she had delivered us safely through a horrible rain storm and done all that was asked of her.

Key West airport is perfect everything is 20 yards from one place to another and you stroll out to your plane parked on the pavement outside - once all are on-board and the door is closed it's 30 seconds until you are in the air. What was more pleasing however ,was that the barman in the terminal was doing a roaring trade in last minute Mojitos at 10 am in the morning. 

The flight to Miami was short and a much better way to retrace steps ather than turning back on one's self. It also gave us a chance to admire the Keys - they will be revisited.

Miami airport was rather like our impression of Miami - not a place we would go out of our way to revisit. Virgin did their bit taking us to London where with the absolute minimum of fuss we were through passport control and parting our ways, Philip in the hands of the local cab firm and I on to Istanbul.

It was a great drive - smooth and uncomplicated. The great American public treated us extremely well the entire length of our trip from ticket touts in Boston to diner waitresses in Florida it was fun.

The country is proud of what it's achieved and where it thinks it's going. It's proud of its armed forces in a way that I think is lacking in the UK. It is sometimes horribly schizophrenic with 50 yard billbords advertising the next church and sex supermarket jostling for space on the same stretch of highway. 

The radio stations are a scream just for the adverts that cary more legal waivers than the product information especially for medical stuff. The guys that read out the legal stuff must have the fittest tounges in the business!

The weather can be momentous, the storm we passed through on the way to Savannah was just extraordinary. The heavily wooded Eastern Seaboard was lovely to see with cities like Philedelphia almost dissappearing into the trees. The subtle change in vegitation from Boston to Key West was a slow story of how nature adapts to climate.

The bald eagle nest at Kennedy Space Centre was just extraordinary as were the olive green aligators resting in their creek but for me the most spectacular of all were the great lumbering pelicans of Bal Harbour. They were just the greatest reminder that flight is not easy.

We saw some extraodinary structures. Fenway Park, The Empire State Building, The Chrysler Building, Brooklyn Bridge, The USS Intrepid, The Statue of Liberty, The Vehcle Assembly Building, Saturn 5 rocket, The Capitol, St Augustine in general though Philip will dissagree, Savannah and 2,000 miles of I95.

The greatest surprise on the trip was the Police Museum at Cape Canaveral - it was thoughtful and had some truely magnificent exhibits such as Nixon's resignation letter and the 30's ganster memrobilia when the idea of gansters was still a little romantic.

The sprit of America is difficult to capture in a few lines or for any special place or event beause it's just so huge but the two places that capture a big chunk of this 'spirit' for me are Cape Canaveral for its engineering and 'can do' attitude overriden by the stupendous bravery of the astronauts and Duval Street for its ability to still be independent and a place of fun.

Great trip with great cmpany, wonderful sights, places and people. We will be back...

Tuesday, 24 July 2012

24-7-12

Hi Folks!

Our last full day in the US. We head to Key West.

After a wonderful breakfast we check out of our hotel having taken loads of pictures that don't do the place justice, get in our trusty steed and head south for the last time.

We have just 80 miles to go on US1. The Keys outside of our little paradise remain unremarkable, mile after mile. Then all of a sudden the causeways begin. The water turns from grey to aqua-marine and the sky is blue. The palm trees become more frequent and mile after mile slips by with ease.

We reach Key West -it's 94 deg F and 90% humidity and not a breath of air - the exact opposite of what an island climate should be like. We find our final resting spot - first time, and unpack.

A walk down to the harbour is exhausting. Lunch is great - as always and we stroll back. The little one to sit by an air conditioner and me to sit in a pool and read.

This evening we are going for sundowners at Mallory Square before hitting Duval Street. Should be good. This part of the blog will probably be written in various airport lounges tomorrow. Its hot!


23-7-12

Hi Folks!

Up with the lark at 9.30 we made it to breakfast. Humdinger - after a long while we returned to the room and changed into swimsuits for our morning exercise in sea kayaks. Off we went into the not so deep blue yonder paddling along as happy as can be. We didn't see any wildlife in the water but sat by at watched a large bird having a very happy bath from close range.

Oh I forgot to mention - loads of pelicans - brilliant birds, now officially my favourite.

We paddled around the mangroves out into open water basically we had fun.

We returned in time for lunch - which was excellent.

Then we hit the golf course in the mother of double or quit games. The first three holes were mine in blistering form. That was it Philip ground out the rest of the game winning ever other hole while I lost all my balls and a spare with two to play. Even after trying to apply a new version of the Duckworth Lewis scoring method to golf I couldn't contrive a win (unless balls lost counted again).

But the star of the round was a near three foot bright green lizard Philip nearly trod on. Now how can you nearly tread on a bright green lizard - well you can't see them if you're not looking for them and they are hidden in plain sight. Fantastic creature that looked put out we had disturbed him from his slumbers.

I didn't tell you about the alligators at Cape Canaveral did I - olive green and very, very fierce looking. We also saw a bald eagle nest which was about the size of a mini car (the new version). The occupants were apparently up north on holiday - NASA tracks them for fun. Because they can.

After golf we went for a cooling dip n the adult pool which was peace and serenity itself.

Suitably refreshed it was time for a relax. Philip watched some TV - I went for a walk and then a chat at the bar watching the pelicans. Then dinner a bit of TV and kip - wonderful day.


22-7-12

Hi Folks!

The skies were leaden for our drive south from Miami to the Keys.

We didn't get a great impression of Miami as we ventured down US1 and I95, perhaps we'll come back for a second visit before we write it off completely.

The weather was in short filthy as we drove out of Miami - getting onto the Keys was something of a disappointment - no elegant causeway no announcement - just grey skies and grey water. Anyway we plugged on.

And plugged on...

We were now passed 2,000 miles on our journey and the Keys were not lightening things up for us. The crazy local radio stations with there surreal adverts which only locals could possibly understand continued.

We figured if you want to advertise a drug in the US you basically must be insane given the list of side effects you also need to describe which are usually safely hidden in the small print which is wrapped around the tablet preventing you getting to your headache cure and is immediately discarded.

We get to Checca Lodge pull in at the gate - I get the dates right weird about Miami - and we are in jungle paradise.

We are offered champagne before we even announce our names and are ushered to our room with the minimum of formalities.

This place is wonderful - beach front, jungle paths to explore, pitch and putt, tennis kids snorkling pool in case the little darlings get eaten in the sea - real risk -  adult pool, fun pool, restaurants, bars inside and out and our home for the next two nights.

We had a fab lunch and then set off for a game of golf. Would you believe during the course of the golf the clouds lifted and we were in a beautiful blue sky streaked with white vapour trails.

Golf went remarkably well with my hitting two par 3 in the first 4 holes the unfortunate thing being the 10 shots taken on the other holes - Philip was much more consistent, and didn't manage to find the water with quite the ease my gorgeous shots seemed to. The end result was that the day belonged to him unless you care to use balls lost as a measure.

We retire to the clubhouse for a cold one. Sitting overlooking the ocean through palm trees at one with the world despite a devastating loss I was happy for one.

Dinner was fabulous - over which we hatched our activity plan for the following day.

Bed and sleep quickly followed - lovely...

21-7-12

Hi Folks!

Sorry we've been busy.

After an excellent evening at Cocoa we head back to Cape Canaveral. We arrive at about 11.00am only to find the Astronaught Hall of Fame doesn't open until noon. So we wondered over to the Police Hall of Fame...

This was an extraordinary museum, apart from pictures and artifacts from Al Capone, Dilinger, Bonny and Clyde there was Nixon's resignation letter and loads more - such as the police car from Blade Runner a great exhibit on forgery, terrific stuff. It was also sad to see how many men an women had lost their lives doing an honest days work.

Anyway, off to the other Hall of Fame. Hardly anyone there to see space capsuals up and close, spacesuits and other stuff that has been to the moon and back. There were also famous astronaughts. Some of the Space Shuttle crew members (Chan Diaz) have been into space 7 times - compared to Armstrong and Lovell twice and three times respectively. In total 17 lives have been lost - 3 for Apollo 1 and 14 for the two shuttles Columbia and Challenger.Remarkable when you think of the ground breaking science and technology being employed and the distances being travelled.


We set off south again on I95. This time we are headed for Miami.


We get to Fort Lauderdale and drive along the front but then it gets too confusing and as we were getting tired I bought a map of Miami - which my co-pilot informs me is useless. We continue south and find our next hotel in Bal Harbour. We had arrived a day late so our comfortable room becomes rather less comfortable and I get the roll out bed.


We stroll across to the beach and on up to the restaurant in One Bal Harbour appropriately named Mr Collins - Command Module Commander on Apollo 11. Dinner was fantastic made more so by watching the pelicans. Now if you've never seen a pelican fly it's a sight worth seeing. They are the first birds I have see that make no bones about the sheer effort required to get airborne. They literally haul themselves into the air and rapidly descend before hauling themselves up again. Only to repeat the whole process yet again..


The food was fantastic but not quite as magnificent as the cutlery which presented the unsuspecting diner with what can only be described as a Bowie knife with which to attack almost dead cow and fish - wonderful.


Then off to a contented nights snoring... 

Friday, 20 July 2012

20-7-12

Hi Folks!

What a day.

Today we went to Cape Canaveral, sat in spacecraft, saw launch pads - saw rockets on launch pads, space suits, more rockets, massive rockets, lunar landers, rovers, robots, and ate space food! It was fantastic. And all real.

It's really difficult to describe the place, seeing the crawler, the only Saturn 5 and space capsule still in one piece plus the control rooms and all the other bits that make these things work. We were there for 5 hours happy as Larry. We go back for more tomorrow.

The hotel is on Cocoa Beach. We did our laundry had dinner - a burger and marlin talked about the best way of getting to Mars and now sit in bed writing this with a grin.

What can I say about the space centre? It was indescribable, we are coming back for a launch...

19-7-12

Hi Folks!

We set off south again for St Augustine - the oldest city in the USA.

After a drive through the city we pick up the I95 - our wooded route of choice for this trip.

The countryside is changing as we go through the low country - as they call the marshland through which we are travelling. The radio stations are rather bizzare, especially the adverts - the music is stuck in 1970s soft rock - I've never heard so much Steve Miller Band, Fly Like an Eagle is played on the hour every hour on every station as far as I can figure.

Some of the trees are impossibly tall and straight - they must be a mast builders delight.

The skies are heavy and stayed heavy all day with spits and spots of rain.

We pitch up in St Augustine mid afternoon and park our car outside our room - the only time we have done this in our trip. After lunch in a Denny's - not a culinary triumph - we stroll into town.

The Spanish built the fort in 1562 - its the oldest structure in the USA, how about that? The high street is full of national monuments - the oldest wooden school house being just one. I found it really charming and quaint two words I never thought I'd use in America.

We strolled around the town and the fort - even took a drive over to the beach. On the return we were delayed by a schooner passing through the drawbridge - very fitting.

It remained a little gloomy but didn't dampen our spirits even if P found the whole place a little fake - actually - very fake!

That evening we had a fantastic meal - flounders and steaks - wonderful. A bunch of hedge fund managers were making a hash of a pitch to some money managers - P found it really amusing...

And then bed...